AI marketing team · prices up front

Your marketing team, at a software price.

Nine AI helpers, one job each. In early access now: Scout writes pages that help Google and ChatGPT find you, Radar watches your competitors, Disco posts for you and Kiosk looks after your shop. Emails and ads join as the others launch. A person on our team reads every page.

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From $99 a monthMonth-to-monthYou approve every page
A barbershop
Scout, Radar, Disco and Kiosk are in early access. The other five are on the way.

Pick the size of your team.

Month-to-month. Cancel anytime.

Starter

For showing up when people search for what you do.

$99/mo

Billed monthly. About $3.25 a day.

Your team1 helper
  • Scout
  • Radar (not in this plan)
  • Disco (not in this plan)
  • Yona (not in this plan)
  • Boomerang (not in this plan)
  • Captain (not in this plan)
  • Blitz (not in this plan)
  • Buzz (not in this plan)
  • Kiosk (not in this plan)
In early accessJoining as they launch

Every week

  • We work on 5 questions your customers ask, like “best barber near me”, on Google, ChatGPT and Google’s AI answers
  • Scout writes up to 2 new pages a week to answer them, in your voice
  • We check that Google and AI can read your site, and tell you what’s in the way
  • A Friday note: what went live and where you showed up
Recommended

Pro

For showing up more often, and knowing what your competitors are up to.

$299/mo

Billed monthly. Under $10 a day.

Your team3 now · 3 joining
  • Scout
  • Radar
  • Disco
  • Yona (coming soon)
  • Boomerang (coming soon)
  • Captain (coming soon)
  • Blitz (not in this plan)
  • Buzz (not in this plan)
  • Kiosk (not in this plan)
In early accessJoining as they launch

Everything in Starter, plus

  • 15 questions instead of 5, with up to 5 new pages a week
  • Radar watches 3 competitors and tells you one thing to do about them
  • Disco: Instagram, Facebook and Pinterest posts from your own photos
  • A monthly report in plain words
  • Joining as they launch
  • Yona and Boomerang: newsletters, reminders and offers that bring customers back
  • Captain: your team lead. Ask about your business, or give it a job

Agency

Built around your business: twice the pages of Pro, more time with our team and regular strategy meetings.

$999 and up/mo

From $999 a month, shaped around your goals.

Your team4 now · 5 joining
  • Scout
  • Radar
  • Disco
  • Yona (coming soon)
  • Boomerang (coming soon)
  • Captain (coming soon)
  • Blitz (coming soon)
  • Buzz (coming soon)
  • Kiosk
In early accessJoining as they launch

Everything in Pro, plus

  • 30 questions instead of 15, with up to 10 new pages a week
  • Radar watches 5 competitors instead of 3
  • Regular strategy meetings with our team, and more hands-on help
  • Kiosk: your product pages, the shop on your website and your products on Google
  • Priority setup if you’re starting from zero
  • Joining as they launch
  • Blitz: Google and Meta ads with a cap you set. Ad spend is separate
  • Buzz: pitches to local creators and press
Early access: we set up each new business by hand. No card needed today.
Partners

Many businesses under one roof?

Associations, franchises, malls and platforms: give every business under your roof its own team of helpers, with your brand on it, at volume pricing.

Custom
Nothing goes live without your yes A real person reads every page in early access About 5 minutes a week from you Monthly plans: cancel anytime

Prices in US dollars, per business location, plus any sales tax or VAT that applies.
Already on a Goopss Etsy plan? Nothing changes. See Etsy plans.

The team

Meet the helpers you’re hiring.

Each helper does a job you’d otherwise pay someone for, or do yourself at 11 p.m. You see every page and post before it goes out. Scout, Radar, Disco and Kiosk are in early access now. The rest join one by one as they launch.

Scout

Gets you found
“When someone asks Google or ChatGPT for a business like yours, I want the answer to be you. Every week I write pages for your site in your voice, then go check where you show up.”
Early accessIn Starter, Pro, Agency

Radar

Watches your competitors
“I keep a quiet eye on the businesses you compete with. When one pulls ahead, I bring you the proof and one move to make.”
Early accessIn Pro, Agency

Disco

Posts for you
“I turn your own photos and clips into posts for Instagram, Facebook and Pinterest. You tap yes, I post.”
Early accessIn Pro, Agency

Yona

Newsletters and email
“I write your newsletters and short emails in your voice, so customers think of you between visits.”
Coming soonIn Pro, Agency

Boomerang

Brings customers back
“I bring customers back with reminders when they’re due, offers for your regulars and refer-a-friend codes. Coming back is what boomerangs do.”
Coming soonIn Pro, Agency

Blitz

Google and Meta ads
“I run your ads on Google, Facebook and Instagram. Give me a goal and a monthly cap, and I’m on it. I check with you before each new campaign, and ad spend goes straight to Google and Meta.”
Coming soonIn Agency

Buzz

Influencers and press
“I get people talking about you. I find local creators and press who fit your business, tell you what it’ll cost and draft the pitch. A real person sends it.”
Coming soonIn Agency

Kiosk

Your shop and products
“If you sell products, I look after them: product pages, the shop on your website and your products on Google.”
Early accessIn Agency

Captain

Your team lead
“I run the team, so you only talk to me. Ask how your business is doing, or give me a job and I’ll pass it to the right helper.”
Coming soonIn Pro, Agency

And a real person

In early access, someone on our team reads every page before you see it. If you ask for a change, Scout changes only what you asked, and a person checks that too.

Checked ✓
After you start

About five minutes of your week.

The helpers do the work. You get a quick message when a page is ready for your yes, and a note on Friday.

  1. 1

    We set you up

    We look at how Google and ChatGPT see your business, and pick the questions your customers ask.

  2. 2

    Your first week

    Scout drafts the first pages. A person on our team reads them. You say yes, or ask for a change.

  3. 3

    Every Friday

    You get a short note with the pages that went live, the questions you showed up for and what’s next. On Pro and Agency, it covers your competitors too.

Your week
Pages live
5 this week
Questions you show up for
4 of 15
This week
  • “Walk-in haircuts on Sundays” pageYesChange
  • Your top competitor started a loyalty cardRead
  • “Beard trim prices” pageLive
  • Friday note: 5 pages live, found for 4 questionsSent
The math

What this work costs when you hire it out.

Typical US prices for the same jobs, from published surveys and pricing guides. Pro covers the first three. Google and Meta ads come later, on Agency.

Getting found on GoogleSearch (SEO) agency, most common monthly retainer
$500–1,000+/mo
Scout does this. Early access
Watching your competitorsUsually sold as an extra report
Extra
Radar does this. Early access
Posting on social mediaManaged posting on 1–2 platforms, 8–12 posts a month
$500–2,000/mo
Disco does this. Early access
Running your Google AdsManagement fee for a $1,000–5,000 monthly ad budget, on top of the ad spend
$750–1,500/mo
Blitz will do this on Agency. Coming soon
Or hire a marketerUS median pay for market research analysts and marketing specialists, before benefits
$6,560/mo
Goopss Pro
$299/mo

Six helpers on one plan, for less than a typical search agency charges. Scout, Radar and Disco are in early access now. Yona, Boomerang and Captain join as they launch.

See the plans ↑

Sources: search retainers, Ahrefs survey of 439 providers (2024); social media management, eclincher (2026); ads management, ClicksGeek (2026); marketer pay, US Bureau of Labor Statistics, median for market research analysts and marketing specialists, May 2025 ($78,760 a year). Prices vary by city and provider.

No website yet?

Starting from zero? We’ll set you up first.

Plenty of great businesses run on word of mouth, with no website, Google profile or social accounts. During early access we set those up with you, by hand. Then the helpers get to work.

  • A website on your own domainBuilt from your reviews and where you are
  • Your Google Business ProfileSet up and verified with you
  • Facebook and InstagramYou open them, we set them up
  • An email address on your domainForwarded to the inbox you already use

Your domain and accounts are registered in your business’s name, so they stay yours.

One-time fee, quoted on the call.
Plan details

Every plan, side by side.

Feature Starter$99/mo Pro$299/mo Agency$999+/mo
Scout: getting found
Customer questions we work on51530
New pages for your websiteUp to 2 a weekUp to 5 a weekUp to 10 a week
Checked weekly on Google, ChatGPT and Google’s AI answers
Checks that Google and AI can read your site
Radar: competitors
Competitors watched—35
Disco and Kiosk
Disco: Instagram, Facebook and Pinterest posts—
Kiosk: product pages, your shop and your products on Google——
Joining the team as they launch
Yona: newsletters—JoiningJoining
Boomerang: bringing customers back—JoiningJoining
Captain: ask about your business—JoiningJoining
Blitz: Google and Meta ads (ad spend separate)——Joining
Buzz: local creators and press——Joining
People, reports and billing
A real person reads every page (early access)
You approve before anything goes live
Friday note
Monthly report—
Strategy meetings with our team——Regular
Setup from zero (website, Google profile, social)QuotedQuotedPriority
Yearly billing saves 20%
Questions

Asked before you start.

Anything else? Write to hello@goopss.com.

Can I start today?

Yes. Press Start now and tell us about your business. We set up each new business by hand, and no card is needed today.

Why not just use ChatGPT for $20 a month?

ChatGPT can draft a page. You still have to edit it, publish it and check whether it worked. Scout does that work: it writes the pages, puts them on your site once you say yes, and checks Google and ChatGPT for you each week. In early access, a person on our team reads every page first.

What do I actually have to do?

About five minutes a week. When something needs your yes, you get one short message: tap yes, or ask for a change. On Friday you read a short note. That’s it.

Do I have to approve everything?

Yes, by default. Nothing goes live without your yes, and if you don’t answer, nothing goes out. After a few weeks of clean yeses, you can let a helper post without asking. It stays off unless you turn it on.

When will I see results?

Give it a few months. Google usually notices first, and AI answers take longer. Your Friday note keeps score, and we only count a win once you’ve shown up two Mondays in a row. We can’t promise a ranking or a recommendation, so we don’t.

What does “coming soon” mean on a helper?

That helper isn’t live yet. Scout, Radar, Disco and Kiosk are in early access now. Before another one launches, we’ll tell you what it adds to your plan. You can join the waitlist from that helper’s card above.

Does it work with my website?

In early access, Scout publishes straight to WordPress sites. Wix and Shopify are on the way. On other website builders, or with no website at all, we’ll set you up: see Starting from zero.

Is there a setup fee?

Not for the plans. The only one-time fee is for setting you up from zero (website, Google profile, social accounts), and we quote it on the call.

What do I get on Agency?

Agency is $999 a month and up, built around your business. You get everything in Pro with twice the pages, Kiosk for your shop, more hands-on time with our team and regular strategy meetings. We set the scope together on a call.

Does the Agency price include ad spend?

No. When Blitz launches, your ad budget goes straight to Google and Meta, with a monthly cap you set. Blitz asks before every new campaign.

What counts as a location?

Each plan covers one business location. More than one location? We’ll price it on the call. Many businesses under one roof? See Partners.

Can I switch plans or cancel?

Monthly plans are month-to-month: switch or cancel anytime. Yearly plans are paid once a year at 20% less and renew each year unless you cancel. Prices are in US dollars, plus any sales tax or VAT that applies.

I’m already a Goopss customer on an Etsy plan.

Nothing changes. Your plan and price stay as they are. See the Etsy plans.

Partners & custom

A marketing team for every business you serve. Under your name.

For associations, franchises, malls, marketplaces and platforms with many small businesses. Your members get the helpers; you get the credit.

  • Your brandYour name and colors on the dashboard and the weekly messages.
  • One view of everyoneSee what got done for every business, week by week.
  • Their industry, their toneThe helpers learn each business from its own facts and write the way its customers talk.
  • Volume pricingOne agreement, priced for how many businesses you bring.
Custompricing
Your associationThis week
  • A barbershopBarber5 pages liveFound ✓
  • A dental practiceDentist4 pages liveFound ✓
  • A floristFlorist3 pages liveChecked ✓
  • A gymGym5 pages liveFound ✓
Early access

Does ChatGPT recommend your business?

Book a short call. We’ll look up your business on Google and ChatGPT with you, and you’ll see where you stand.

or write to hello@goopss.com